conversation between the anteater walrus and pegasus

anteater: bonjour, feliz navida, hi, hello, good day, welcome to the center of the earth gorgeous!!!
pegasus:yo wussup my home skillet
walrus:popcorn tastes like peanuts
anteater: your dummy, go sit on a unicorn
pegasus:well at least you didnt say pegasus even though i have super strengh and can fly!! :)
anteater:oh yay well i have laser vision
walrus:well guess what?
anteater: no one cares go drowned in a empty hole
pegasus: well i care,... what??:0
walrus: you may have those things but i have poop
anteater: get that story outa my life!!!! i have poop to, jk im constapated!!!
pegasus:well thanks for sharing but i really didnt need to know that!!!
walrus: you may not have poop but i have an icon you want to seeeeeeeeeeee ok ll(oo)ll
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anteater: get a life you monkey *anteater gets on table with bra and sing hit me baby one more time*
pegasus:akward.... anyways moving on with my life
walrus: how bout them dodgers?
pegasus:i hate football
anteater: me 2, i wanna make a shoot out to tyson ritter the love of my life, brad pitt hawtie of the year, david beckham my future husband, and the school nurse who saved all those files for me when i hit mi head in the 7th grade.
time1)baseball bat
2)fall on a table
3) pushed off the swingset
4)fell down stairs
5)ex boyfriend punched in the face
6)bob throws basketball at me
7)acidently hit self with calculate-
walrus and pegasus:-SHUT UP!
walrus:you could bore a napkin to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pegasis: OK well my mom just made fruit casorolle so bye to walrus(not anteater)
anteater: *anteater picks used toiletpaper out of trashcan and blows nose*
pegasus:uh ewe
anteater:who wants to know *anteater tugs on beard*
walrus:ok uh bye!!!
anteater: feliz navida to the world suck the stars for they can not bite, live your dreams cause your too depressed to wake up from the evil step sister sitting on you and the light from joes mouth shines too bright cause he is gorgeous...
Pegasus:GOOD BYE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conversation between the taco and burrito, nacho

Taco:hi
Burrito: hello earthling i come in peace
taco:peace love and pastries?! :0
burrito: im not a fan of pastries im more of a sushi and potatoes girl. but not together thats icky
taco:well than..... your icky!!
burrito: ur mean, u betta stop talkin like that b4 i rip apart your tortia haha that punny
taco:ok your just really odd.... oh and i have a taco shell not a tortia..... HAHA!!!
burrito: well than ill scatter your lettuce, oh yay i went there
taco:i have no lettuce i only have steak & cheese!! so oh yah I went there!!!!!!!!!! :p
burrito: what kind of taco dosnt have lettuce, u must b a vegitaerean taco. haha ill get a sumo wrestler to sit on you and crack you open hahahahahahahahahaha mwa hahahahaha ur going down fat boy
taco:well..... you are just a stupid tortilla and beans!!!!!!!!!! mwa hahah....... good bye for now peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
burrito: you cant hang up on me earthling i will enilate you with mi super sonica limited edition laser canons with burrito sauce!!! so back off im gangstar

hi-ya

Heyy peoples!!!!!!!! well here you go :P